Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Timeless Classics

Join Alexander on his wild rollercoaster of a day filled with sticky gum, missed toys, and splashy paint mishaps! Even when everything seems to go wrong, he learns that bad days happen to everyone, and with a little courage and love, tomorrow is always a chance for a new adventure!

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Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
In a quiet suburban house, the morning sun cast a warm but slightly eerie light through the window blinds of Alexander's bedroom. His room was cozy, yet filled with intriguing objects like a telescope, jars of colorful marbles, and posters of faraway places. Today, however, Alexander wasn't feeling so adventurous—he was having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. It all started when he woke up with gum in his hair. Who knew this would be the least of his worries? As he got out of bed, he tripped over his favorite skateboard and stubbed his toe. "Ow!" he exclaimed. "I wish I could just move to Australia." His brother, Anthony, peeked into the room, holding a shiny new toy plane. "You alright, Alex?" he asked, trying to hide his amusement. "No, I'm not alright!" Alexander grumbled as he put on his shirt, but it was backward, and now he had to start all over. The day continued its downward spiral. At breakfast, Alexander's cereal box promised a prize—a special decoder ring. Everyone else’s cereal had toys, but his box was empty. He glared at his bowl of milk. "Why does everything bad happen to me?" he muttered. Just then, his mom called out, "Finish up, or you'll be late for school!" On the way to school, Alexander was squished between his brothers in the car, and he had to sit on the hump. Upon arriving, he was late and his teacher, Mrs. Carpenter, scolded him for forgetting his homework. His best friend, Paul, even told him that he was no longer his best friend. It felt like everywhere he turned, there were more reasons to grumble. At lunchtime, it didn't get any better. No dessert in his lunchbox, just a boring sandwich. Plus, Philip Parker found a cupcake in his lunch, and that just seemed unfair. When the school day dragged and finally ended, Alexander knocked over a paint jar in Art class, splattering colors all over his pants. At the end of the day, they had to rush to his brother's dentist appointment, and on top of it all, Alexander got carsick. "Can this day get any worse?" he groaned, sinking into his seat. Finally, they arrived back home. Alexander's mom eyed him kindly and asked, "How was your day?" With a heavy sigh, Alexander sat down and shared his dreadful experiences. There was a pause, and then his mom hugged him tight. "You know what, Alexander? Even in Australia, people have bad days now and then," she said, ruffling his hair. Alexander looked up at her, a small smile forming on his lips. "I guess you're right," he admitted, feeling a little better. "But tomorrow will be a better day, right?" His mom nodded. "Of course, it will be, as long as you're brave enough to face it." And so, as Alexander snuggled back into his bed surrounded by his interesting trinkets, he realized that maybe, just maybe, he was ready for whatever adventure—or disaster—came next. After all, even in the coziest, most familiar places, a new day always brought the promise of something different, something better.